Dear iPod shuffle button, Please understand that when I hit you, you must read my emotions! Sincerely, not what I wanted to hear.

Dear iPod shuffle button,

Please understand that when I hit you, you must read my emotions!

Sincerely, not what I wanted to hear.

HOW DARE THEY 12 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 40 HILARIOUS 185 I LIKE THIS 1350 UMM, WTF?! 21

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