Dear classmate in middle school that said I was so flat I must have breast cancer, I think we can agree, much has changed in five years. Sincerely, I see you checking me out. So does my boyfriend

Dear classmate in middle school that said I was so flat I must have breast cancer,

I think we can agree, much has changed in five years.

Sincerely, I see you checking me out. So does my boyfriend

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