Dear Disney Channel, Why on earth do your seventh grade characters have more of a relationship than I do? Sincerely, 18-year-old hopeless romantic

Dear Disney Channel,

Why on earth do your seventh grade characters have more of a relationship than I do?

Sincerely, 18-year-old hopeless romantic

HOW DARE THEY 8 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 21 HILARIOUS 75 I LIKE THIS 968 UMM, WTF?! 11

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