Dear dog I left at home for an hour, Why would you eat the heel out of my sock, my sister's cellphone, 3 pine cones, and somehow the cat door? Sincerely, none of those things seem remotely appetizing

Dear dog I left at home for an hour,

Why would you eat the heel out of my sock, my sister's cellphone, 3 pine cones, and somehow the cat door?

Sincerely, none of those things seem remotely appetizing

HOW DARE THEY 11 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 9 HILARIOUS 466 I LIKE THIS 274 UMM, WTF?! 26

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