Dear Mom, I'm sorry that when you unexpectedly grabbed me, the other night, I karate chopped you in the throat. Sincerely, my ninja skills kicked in on their own accord...

Dear Mom,

I'm sorry that when you unexpectedly grabbed me, the other night, I karate chopped you in the throat.

Sincerely, my ninja skills kicked in on their own accord...

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