Dear chunky puppy, I wish you would scoot away from the middle of the bed, but I don't want disturb your adorableness. Sincerely, Screw it, I'm sleeping on the floor.

Dear chunky puppy,

I wish you would scoot away from the middle of the bed, but I don't want disturb your adorableness.

Sincerely, Screw it, I'm sleeping on the floor.

HOW DARE THEY 2 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 8 HILARIOUS 66 I LIKE THIS 449 UMM, WTF?! 8

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