Dear boy who just asked me to sit on his lap, Boy you ain't no Santa Claus, I don't wanna be yo ho ho ho! Sincerely, that might have been the cleverest thing I've ever though of on the spot!

Dear boy who just asked me to sit on his lap,

Boy you ain't no Santa Claus, I don't wanna be yo ho ho ho!

Sincerely, that might have been the cleverest thing I've ever though of on the spot!

HOW DARE THEY 16 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 162 HILARIOUS 2034 I LIKE THIS 475 UMM, WTF?! 171

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