Dear military dad, Thank you for teaching me to "leave no trace." It worked out in my benefit. Sincerely, sneaking chocolate cake from the fridge at 3 in the morning...

Dear military dad,

Thank you for teaching me to "leave no trace." It worked out in my benefit.

Sincerely, sneaking chocolate cake from the fridge at 3 in the morning...

HOW DARE THEY 1 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 1 HILARIOUS 26 I LIKE THIS 19 UMM, WTF?! 4

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