Dear Parents, My grades haven't suffered, and neither has the rest of my social life. I can balance things quite well, thanks. Sincerely, my boyfriend is not a "vortex" sucking me in, so please ease up.

Dear Parents,

My grades haven't suffered, and neither has the rest of my social life. I can balance things quite well, thanks.

Sincerely, my boyfriend is not a "vortex" sucking me in, so please ease up.

HOW DARE THEY 22 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 15 HILARIOUS 21 I LIKE THIS 609 UMM, WTF?! 22

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