Dear Ex, Please stop complaining that you're "forever alone", writing cute love songs, and telling everyone you're "friend zoned" because you're "a nice guy". Sincerely, you cheated on me because you "couldn't handle" MY parents' divorce.

Dear Ex,

Please stop complaining that you're "forever alone", writing cute love songs, and telling everyone you're "friend zoned" because you're "a nice guy".

Sincerely, you cheated on me because you "couldn't handle" MY parents' divorce.