Dear little old lady in the movie theater sitting behind me and complaining about teenagers' posture these days, I'm slouching so that you can see the screen. Sincerely, I guess I'll sit up straight then.

Dear little old lady in the movie theater sitting behind me and complaining about teenagers' posture these days,

I'm slouching so that you can see the screen.

Sincerely, I guess I'll sit up straight then.

HOW DARE THEY 102 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 52 HILARIOUS 284 I LIKE THIS 2822 UMM, WTF?! 27

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