Dear Kids, Please don't talk to strangers, unless they're fat, then sit on their laps and tell them what you want for Christmas. Sincerely, Your Parents

Dear Kids,

Please don't talk to strangers, unless they're fat, then sit on their laps and tell them what you want for Christmas.

Sincerely, Your Parents

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