Dear people standing in the middle of the hallway, I don't know how you managed to fill up a ten foot wide space, but please move. Sincerely, trying to squeeze past without brushing someone's butt.

Dear people standing in the middle of the hallway,

I don't know how you managed to fill up a ten foot wide space, but please move.

Sincerely, trying to squeeze past without brushing someone's butt.

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