Dear Russian ex-boyfriend, Please tell me about your new girlfriend before I travel halfway across the world just to see you. Sincerely, forever alone in St. Petersburg.

Dear Russian ex-boyfriend,

Please tell me about your new girlfriend before I travel halfway across the world just to see you.

Sincerely, forever alone in St. Petersburg.

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