Dear dad, When you told me that the USB port on the laptop is ''female'' because the male always goes into the female... What part of that sounded OK in your head? Sincerely, choking on my apple juice.

Dear dad,

When you told me that the USB port on the laptop is ''female'' because the male always goes into the female... What part of that sounded OK in your head?

Sincerely, choking on my apple juice.