Dear mom, When you see me going to the bathroom at 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning, please do not assume i woke up early. Sincerely, haven't been to sleep yet.

Dear mom,

When you see me going to the bathroom at 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning, please do not assume i woke up early.

Sincerely, haven't been to sleep yet.

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