Dear government, The day pigs fly, a lot of crap is going to go down. Sincerely, I suggest that making sure it doesn't happen becomes a TOP national priority.

Dear government,

The day pigs fly, a lot of crap is going to go down.

Sincerely, I suggest that making sure it doesn't happen becomes a TOP national priority.

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