Dear bed, Why is it that when I get into you at night, it takes me an hour to get to sleep, but when I wake up in the morning with places to go, you're a thousand times cozier? Sincerely, don't wanna move....don't wanna move....don't want to freaking move....

Dear bed,

Why is it that when I get into you at night, it takes me an hour to get to sleep, but when I wake up in the morning with places to go, you're a thousand times cozier?

Sincerely, don't wanna move....don't wanna move....don't want to freaking move....

HOW DARE THEY 8 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 9 HILARIOUS 60 I LIKE THIS 814 UMM, WTF?! 7

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