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Dear lady at the hotel check-in desk,
I didn't ask for a non-smoking room to be difficult, I asked for it so you wouldn't have to get me an ambulance.
Sincerely, deathly allergic to tobacco smoke
HOW DARE THEY 67
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 25
I LIKE THIS 700
UMM, WTF?! 18
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