Dear lady at the hotel check-in desk, I didn't ask for a non-smoking room to be difficult, I asked for it so you wouldn't have to get me an ambulance. Sincerely, deathly allergic to tobacco smoke

Dear lady at the hotel check-in desk,

I didn't ask for a non-smoking room to be difficult, I asked for it so you wouldn't have to get me an ambulance.

Sincerely, deathly allergic to tobacco smoke

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