Dear Lady Gaga, I figured it out. You're a witch, and you dress so crazily because you don't know how to blend in with the Muggles. Sincerely, I'm on to you.

Dear Lady Gaga,

I figured it out. You're a witch, and you dress so crazily because you don't know how to blend in with the Muggles.

Sincerely, I'm on to you.

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