Dear one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater, Are you a purple being who eats people? Or do you eat only purple people? Sincerely, grammar matters!

Dear one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater,

Are you a purple being who eats people? Or do you eat only purple people?

Sincerely, grammar matters!

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