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Dear older brother trying to impress the German exchange student staying at our house,
She was giggling because "Ich bin ein Berliner" means "I'm a jelly doughnut", not because she thought you were cute.
Sincerely, your German-fluent younger sister.
HOW DARE THEY 12
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 85
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UMM, WTF?! 46
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