Dear friend who told my my zipper was down, Could you yell a little louder? I don't think China heard you.... Sincerely, Oh goody, now everyone's staring.....

Dear friend who told my my zipper was down,

Could you yell a little louder? I don't think China heard you....

Sincerely, Oh goody, now everyone's staring.....

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