Dear boy I've liked since we were thirteen, I move away for university in two weeks and you chose NOW to ask me out? Sincerely, Seriously??

Dear boy I've liked since we were thirteen,

I move away for university in two weeks and you chose NOW to ask me out?

Sincerely, Seriously??

HOW DARE THEY 57 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 63 HILARIOUS 64 I LIKE THIS 684 UMM, WTF?! 18

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