Dear parents writing their will, I promise that comment was not directed at you. There was a beetle in the carpet. Sincerely, DIE FOUL CREATURE!!!!!!

Dear parents writing their will,

I promise that comment was not directed at you. There was a beetle in the carpet.

Sincerely, DIE FOUL CREATURE!!!!!!

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