Dear book store, For some reason I find it hard to believe that you have an "autographed by the author" copy of the bible. Sincerely, really?

Dear book store,

For some reason I find it hard to believe that you have an "autographed by the author" copy of the bible.

Sincerely, really?

HOW DARE THEY 17 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 25 HILARIOUS 1132 I LIKE THIS 468 UMM, WTF?! 39

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