Dear chocolate chip cookie dough, Why do you have to be so much better than the actual cookies themselves? Sincerely, I just made 3 cookies when the recipe says 2 dozen..

Dear chocolate chip cookie dough,

Why do you have to be so much better than the actual cookies themselves?

Sincerely, I just made 3 cookies when the recipe says 2 dozen..

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