Dear people in their cars that honk.0034 seconds after the light turns green, I swear to God, if you do it again, I will turn off my car, sit on the hood, and feed birds for an hour. Sincerely, pissed off driver

Dear people in their cars that honk.0034 seconds after the light turns green,

I swear to God, if you do it again, I will turn off my car, sit on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.

Sincerely, pissed off driver

HOW DARE THEY 16 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 78 HILARIOUS 1187 I LIKE THIS 651 UMM, WTF?! 9

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