Dear Nice Old Bartender, Thank you for noticing that I was drinking alone and setting me up with a guy sitting alone a few seats down from me. Sincerely, we've been going out for 8 months now!

Dear Nice Old Bartender,

Thank you for noticing that I was drinking alone and setting me up with a guy sitting alone a few seats down from me.

Sincerely, we've been going out for 8 months now!

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