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Dear Nice Old Bartender,
Thank you for noticing that I was drinking alone and setting me up with a guy sitting alone a few seats down from me.
Sincerely, we've been going out for 8 months now!
HOW DARE THEY 2
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 7
I LIKE THIS 1448
UMM, WTF?! 15
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