How dare they
You're a douche
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Dear totally perfect guy I only met once,
I have spent hours on facebook typing in every possible spelling of your first, last, and even middle name, found your school on google maps, traced bus routes to that school, and still, nothing. Congratulations, you are totally unstalkable.
Sincerely, It's like hot-guy-Where's-Waldo
HOW DARE THEY 10
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 50
I LIKE THIS 916
UMM, WTF?! 555
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