Dear boyfriend, When I texted you at 2 AM saying "Help there's a HUGE spider on the ceiling!" I didn't actually think you would come over here and kill it for me..... Sincerely, your happy girlfriend

Dear boyfriend,

When I texted you at 2 AM saying "Help there's a HUGE spider on the ceiling!" I didn't actually think you would come over here and kill it for me.....

Sincerely, your happy girlfriend