Dear students who ask if the teacher is going to count every word in your "500 word essay", If you hand it in on a flash drive and it's on a Word Document -- you know, the thing with the word counter at the bottom -- it's a pretty safe bet. Sincerely, and spaces don't count.

Dear students who ask if the teacher is going to count every word in your "500 word essay",

If you hand it in on a flash drive and it's on a Word Document -- you know, the thing with the word counter at the bottom -- it's a pretty safe bet.

Sincerely, and spaces don't count.

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