Dear teenage girl, You like Disney movies? And Harry Potter? AND you're a virgin? What a special and unique snowflake you are! Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear teenage girl,

You like Disney movies? And Harry Potter? AND you're a virgin? What a special and unique snowflake you are!

Sincerely, anonymous.

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