Dear twilight fans, I saw a man with a shirt that said, "team: guy who almost nailed bella with a car." Sincerely, he is my new best friend.

Dear twilight fans,

I saw a man with a shirt that said, "team: guy who almost nailed bella with a car."

Sincerely, he is my new best friend.

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