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Dear rude customer who told me "you've really started packing on the pounds since you got pregnant.",
I'm half the size of your wife. She's not pregnant, what do you say to her?
Sincerely, Does this BABY make me look fat?
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YOU'RE A DOUCHE 45
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UMM, WTF?! 34
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