Dear future children,
I would like to apologize in advance for the way I will raise you in comparison to the way it appears that my peers will raise you. Even though your peers will likely have never heard of nearly half the things that I will teach you, know that it will help you in the future.
Sincerely, the one parent who will be singing songs from musicals to put you to sleep rather than lullabyes.
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