I don't have any hair because I have cancer. You guys know that. I don't have a nose because two months ago I was in a car crash that damaged it so badly it had to be removed. You guys know that. I'm a girl. You guys know that. So please, whenever I walk down the hallway, stop screaming that Voldemort has returned.
Sincerely, you guys may think it's funny, but I go home crying because of it.