How dare they
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Dear Fire Alarm,
I know I haven't baked anything in a while, but just because there are muffins cooking in the oven does NOT mean the house is on fire!
Sincerely, I took out your battery once, I can do it again.
HOW DARE THEY 16
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 13
I LIKE THIS 300
UMM, WTF?! 18
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