How dare they
You're a douche
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Dear Marble staircase at work,
Even though I think you're pretty does not mean I want to meet you with my face anytime soon.
Sincerely, I would rather not break my face walking to a meeting
HOW DARE THEY 7
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 5
I LIKE THIS 145
UMM, WTF?! 31
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