How dare they
You're a douche
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Dear toys of my 1 year old brother,
Please stop being so fun to play with. It's embarrassing when your parents walk in to discover me engrossed in pressing buttons that make you light up with different colors and make music.
Sincerely, I'm sixteen
HOW DARE THEY 8
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 16
I LIKE THIS 274
UMM, WTF?! 27
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