How dare they
You're a douche
I like this
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Dear guy having a crush on me,
Reading me a well-written poem confessing your love to me is sweet. However, doing so over the speaker's system in a crowded mall and including details on how sweet I am when asleep, is not.
Sincerely, I don't even know who you are!
HOW DARE THEY 33
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 21
I LIKE THIS 233
UMM, WTF?! 123
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