Dear monkey, Thanks SO much for having your penis out at the zoo today. THAT was fun to explain to the kids I babysit. Sincerely, "oohhhhh what is that bird doing over there???"

Dear monkey,

Thanks SO much for having your penis out at the zoo today. THAT was fun to explain to the kids I babysit.

Sincerely, "oohhhhh what is that bird doing over there???"

HOW DARE THEY 7 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 40 HILARIOUS 287 I LIKE THIS 74 UMM, WTF?! 85

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