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Dear boyfriend away at college,
Please continue to text/call/FaceTime me at 3:00 in the morning after you've finished your homework just to say "I love you". I treasure our little talks in the wee hours of the morning. Sleep can always wait.
Sincerely, high school girlfriend
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