Dear Ministry of Magic,
Not only did my movie come well before your books, but I had my own book series from 1934 to 1988. In fact, your founder, J. K. Rowling, could have been one of my charges. Seeing as I've been using magic without causing a ruckus since well before your inception, I would greatly appreciate it if you stopped telling me how to conduct myself. Bossiness and nagging are such awful habits, wouldn't you agree?
Sincerely, Mary Poppins
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