My friend used to be so carefree and energetic. She was so smiley I called her "Happy Meal". No lie! She always dressed interestingly, and I looked forward to seeing what she would wear everyday. But ever since she became your girlfriend, she wears dark colors, and swears a lot. She has lost her sense of humor, and doesn't like going anywhere unless it's with you. What have you done to my best friend?
Sincerely, Very sad.