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You congratulated me for keeping my teeth clean. Thanks, I guess, but I never floss and I don't even brush my teeth all the time.
Sincerely, I think my mouth has some awesome auto-cleaning powers
HOW DARE THEY 7
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 46
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UMM, WTF?! 77
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