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Please consider at least switching to an E-cigarette. I love you, and I would love to watch movies and spend time with you, but the pain in my lungs makes it a bit hard to tolerate your five smokes in a row.
Sincerely, Your asthmatic daughter.
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YOU'RE A DOUCHE 11
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UMM, WTF?! 10
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