How dare they
You're a douche
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Dear jock who keeps picking on me,
Yes. I have realized that you play football, and are apparently very skilled in that area. However, I am not jealous, even though you have told me repeatedly that I should be. You can play a sport, but I can craft entire worlds with just words.
Sincerely, a quiet girl who likes to write
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