How dare they
You're a douche
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Yes, I stroke it to calm me down. Yes, I wash it everyday. Yes, you may touch it, even if you're a guy. Yes, my children will see it all the time, so they know what a real one looks like.
Sincerely, a bearded individual.
HOW DARE THEY 4
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 5
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UMM, WTF?! 34
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