Dear Fart,
Why must you force your way out in very public over crowded situations and why 9 times out of 10 must you be loud? Everyone in the elevator was looking me like I just crapped a starfish. I'm happy to let you out any other time, I just need notice is all.
Sincerely, the girl who farts like a Clydesdale
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